Mail Order Bride Re-visited....

Something has been chewing at my brain since Paul as about Mail Order brides... I was doing the math... One of the guys did not get anything...and the second guy might have been able to break off a little piece of *****but nothing substantial... Say...you are ready to shell out 5k for a chick.... for that amount of money...you could get 20 incredible pieces of a55 from a  $250 call girl, that will do it where you want, when you want, and what you want, and you don't have to mess with immigration.. I know guy that have been married for years, and not got 20 great memorable nights....

Hi Russ. I didnt know it when I met her, but my wife is a "MAIL ORDER BRIDE"  She uses my credit card, and orders all kinds of useless junk through the mail!  HA HA! Kevin

Kevin,

I think I might have married your wife's twin sister!

Jim 

to steal a line for Bama.. Bawhaw haw haw

GoToMan, they say it's the best form of flattery. I think everybody has used Bamabob's BwaHahaha! I've been using it sense I meet him, it just cracks me up!  You remind me of a joke.  The teacher asked Brooklyn Johnny if there are three birds on the fence and you shoot one how many are left on the fence. Johnny says well none because if you cap one the others will fly away.  Teacher said well the right answer is two, but I like the way you think.  Brooklyn Johnny says teach let me ask you a question. You've got three women eating a ice cream cone the first licking the top, the second likes the bottom, the third likes up and down around and around. So which one is married?  The teacher blushes and says I guess the third  one. Brooklyn Johnny says well the right answer is the one with the wedding ring, but teach I like the way you think!!! So after reading your post GoToMan I like the way you think!!!! C'ya Bob

 eerrr that was originally the precocious, foul-mouthed Italian boy, "Little Tony", IIRC ..    but I guess that became not "p.c." ..   so I see variations on the name all over the place now .. (although he's probably from Brooklyn b/c of his mouth!)   there was another joke involving him making the rounds a few years back ..  something about two math problems his teacher gave him that he was having trouble answering correctly ..  he later asked his dad the same question .  I can't remember the set up of the joke, but the punch line was "wha'ts the fu**in' difference???" and Little Tony said, "that's what I said!"    I wish they had a cartoon character on T.V. based on that character ..  I think that show would be a hit with the "in" crowd .. !    &:-D)

 $250.00  ???   dang  inflation must have hit everywhere ...  !    < CLUNK >     but then, my *****o-scope predicted that, I think ..    &:-D)