Another Joke

There was this guy from Scotland who came to the United States for the first time.  While he was over here, he decided to attended a baseball game. Since he didn't know anything about the game, he sat and watched the people around him.  He noticed whenever the batter hit the ball, he ran and the crowd cheered.   He figured this out, so whenever there was a hit, he'd stand up and yell in his scottish brouge "rrrun ye bashtard, rrrrun damn ye"!  All the fans were amused and enjoying the scottsman.  Later on, a guy went up to bat, but didn't hit the ball and went towards first base, the scottsman stood up and yelled "rrrun ye bashtard, rrrun damn ye!".  The people around him started laughing at him, and he sat down in embarrasement.  Finally a guy next to him told him "that guy doesn't have to run, he has four balls".  With astonishment, the scottsman stood up and yelled at the top of his lungs "WALK WITH PRRRRIDE MAN!"