OT ANother joke

I just read where they are giving the older men in nursing homes a quarter tablet of Viagra every night. Keeps them from falling out of bed

Since it's gardening season: Didja hear about the new tomato plant fertilizer with Viagra?  No staking required!

My uncle took a Cialis pill Tuesday night and it got stuck in his throat. He's had a stiff neck for 3 days now!!    BwaHahahaha!!!!

I asked my doctor, "What do I need to do to live to be 100?" "Do you smoke?" "No." "Do you drink to excess?" "No." "Do you indulge in recreational pharmaceuticals?" "No." "do you drive a sports car or ride a motorcycle?" "No." "Do you hang around with women of loose moral character?" "No." "Then why do you want to live that long?" ================== What's the difference between a bad golfer and an unlucky skydiver? A bad golfer goes,  ::whack:: "Damn!"; an unlucky skydiver goes "Damn!" ::whack::