OT Joke My Dr told me

My Dr told me I have the the body of a god - Buddha He said I had to get in shape. I said I am in shape. Round is a shape. He said I had to diet. I said Diet!!!! I can't even see it. Finally he told me told me my tally whacker wa turning oranger. I asked what should I do. He told me to qui****ching porn and to stop eating Cheetos

Mine told me I have the body of a Greek god -  Bacchus, the short, fat god of wine. I like your nick. Schnicklefritz is something my grandmother would call me when I was a little kid.

between the words quit and watching we get **** if we have the filter on.  I know the guys who have no filtering are probably wondering why I put up with this.  However, sometimes it's just fun seeing what the filter won't print.  In this case it's the T at the end of quit and the WAT at the beginning of watching.  You know what they spell.