Joke of the day??

I posted my reminder about the Men's Forum on the Main Forum.  A woman who lurks over here made a request...Just pasting it along.  Brian    Could you please ask if someone would start doing the joke-of-the-day on the men's forum again?  It was the main reason I peeked in there most times.   Unfortunately I am missing the proper equipment to post in the locker room and ask the favor myself!   Thanks ... DeeDee

Her man must be getting waaaay to much iron if that's what she thinks it's supposed to look like...

OK - I have one - A young 25 year old groom to be was talking with a much more mature man with gray on top. The young man asked the older man if he could offer any advice for the upcoming nuptuals. The old man said "Well all I can only tell you is that there are 3 kinds of sex. First, during that first couple of years of wedded bliss, you have what is called 'Everywhere sex'. Anytime, all the time any where, everywhere. You can't get enough."  The second type is called 'Weekly sex'. Once a week, whether you need it or not." The young man nodded, and asked - but what is the third kind? The old man said, ahh, thats what I have now - it's called 'Hallway sex'. "Really, what's that? " asked the lad. The elder man replied "Thats when you pass each other in the hallway and say 'Screw you'."

BwaHahahahaha!!!!!

What do call a dog with no legs?  who cares hes not coming anyway

 Killing Me!!!! Best Wishes- Dx      

DX, Are those dancing *****es in your signature box?

OH **** I just read your little sign beside the dancing *****es. They are dancing *****es. Where the hell do you get dancing *****es? Any time my **** is behaving like those, I know I better get to my HBP meds stat.

When mine is acting like that I know I took to many Blue Diamonds. LOL