Don't (Do?) Stand So Close to Me.

Guys,

(FART or post-op complication?)

Any tips on dealing with temptation?

I was leaving a certain presentation venue recently when a young lass (less than half my age, but of age), who had hung around to be the last out of class, decided to stroke my forearm before she bid me farewell.

Like the Police song says:

Temptation frustatration so bad it makes him cry

It's not only ones I know and work with. Girls will stop me in the hall just to flirt with me.

Maybe time to go see Roxanne?

If you were like me with no kids, very little sense of having aged or feeling/ sensing my own age. How would you deal with the temptation?

Thanks,

Dave

***** always comes with a price tag. The hell of it is trying to figure out what the cost is going to be and trying to decide if it's worth it or not.  In my case, I decided a long time ago that if I ever took a chance on wrecking my marriage, that it would be with someone who was way, way, way the **** out of my league. Which means, with a probability of 99.99%, that I'll never face that dilema. Of course I have kids, and so that ways heavily on the "not gonna chance it" side of the equation. Other than that, I got nuthin.

Yeah, big issues. The wife would probably not check or want to check up on me. I'm always thinking "true respect for someone means not cheating..." But the temptation here is not humanly  resistable sometimes. RRRRR!

Why do they have to be so doggoned luscious?

 

 

Have I taught you nothing  Bang the living **** outta her 

Hey Baja,

One side of me is saying the exact same thing (or one part of me might be better).

What keeps me from doing it?

Dave

Dave, I feel your pain.  I am hit on constantly at my gym and at the beach I hang out at, both by women and men.  If my wife only knew, she probably would'nt let me out the door.  That or would accompany me everywhere I went. I go with it, but eventually I let on that I'm married just to break the spiral.  One of these days I might get my wedding ring re-sized so I can wear it again.  Then maybe I wouldnt be hit on as much. Or maybe I'll just keep it buried in my drawer. Be well on the other side of the world. John

I'm the same way. I sure will miss it when it's gone, but it's damned painful at times. Ouch!

My wife seems to think it's funny, I guess because the girls are sooo young as to make anything long term or meaningful nearly impossible.

Best Wishes,

Dave

I say to do as the great GURU Bill Murray said.  "Don't do anything immoral, unless your absolutely sure that you can get away with it!" Kevin

Kev,

I could probably get away with it, but haven't tried.

(But then, I could never put it in writing here, could I? hehe)

Best Wishes,

Dave

Dave, Look where you're living----    It's time for some SUSHI !!!!   I should have such problems.  How big is your head getting? and yes I mean the one on your shoulders.?   Enjoy it and flirt back while you can. Dan