CPAP Humor....

Little Humor for you Men needing a CPAP in the Hospital- __________________________________________________ A Newly Post-Op male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, Wearing his CPAP Still heavily sedated from his procedure. A young, (hottie) student nurse is checking his vitals. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here checking your vitals." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his Blood Pressure From worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment And sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, Holds his "Little General" in one hand And his testicles in the other. She gently lifts and turns the "boys" from side to side, Then, she takes a real close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!" The man pulls off his CPAP, Smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was SO Nice, But, listen very, Very closely...... . . . . . . . . . . . . . A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s -b a c k??" Best Wishes- Dx