If They Held A Dumping Contest ...

O.K.  I know this is gonna sound WEIRD (esp. since I'm not an RNYer)  ...

  I had a bizarre dream the other night:  I was at an OH Event (probably the one coming up this weekend in Dallas) ... and part of the festivities that particular night was a dumping contest among post-ops attendees  ..  It was sorta like the WLS equivalent of an eating or drinking competition ..  

  In my dream, I saw dozens of fellow post-ops sitting around a big barroom full of dining tables, slamming down sugary drinks and gorging with gusto on sugar-laden snack foods like Little Debbie's and Hostess treats  ..  Some were shouting challenges out to each other like, "I bet I can dump you under the table!" ..  A few contestants who obviously had their fill already were staggering around, vomiting, even fainting/passing out ..  This wacko event was, oddly enough, being solemnly monitored the whole time by "judges" of the contest  -- familiar faces from the Tex. Message Board and some of the staff from OH ..    It was total craziness, and nothing like you'd EVER see in a Cancun nightclub!!! ..   &%-/    The most confusing aspect of it all was being unsure whether the "winner" was supposed to be the one(s) who dumped the hardest or quickest or the one(s) still standing last ..  !   I woke up before the "contest" concluded (of course) ..

  Oh well, I must have eaten something high sugar before bed that particular night ..   &:-x) 

Funny dream!   I don't think I'd dump on the sugary goods though!  Maybe you'd have to put a bowl of mayonnaise in front of my seat. That'd do the trick!

Paul, WTF?  lol  Remember some scenes similar to that back in the college days  though.  Think I may be the only one not going this weekend.

 Hey Don . we'll miss ya, man ..  and party for ya here in Dallas!    So far tonight it's just been the meat and greet (and boy, some of these lady post-ops are so hot I'd like to meat them alright  &;-) )   We'll see what happens after the cash bar closes ..   hehehe

Paul, Looking at some of the pics posted on TMB this AM it looks like it was a "target rich environment".

Hahaha...that sure was one crazy dream. I think you're spending way too much time on the forums. Maybe you need to get out a little more and have regular dreams...you know, like the ones where you're being fanned by naked brazilian models on a deserted beach somewhere...lol.