10 sure-fire pickup lines for the single men

Thought some of you single men would like to take advantage of some of my better pickup lines I've used in the past. As they say, your "mileage may vary" but here they be:

1) Did you fart?
         cuz you blew me away.

2) My Love fer you is like diarrhea...
         I can't hold it in.

3) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
         cuz I can see myself in em.

4) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
         I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

5) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
        but beauty's only a light switch away.

6) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
         Woman - 'WHAT?'
         Man - 'I just wanted to say   something that would break the ice '

7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
         but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
         we kin sleep til afternoon.

10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,         every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. 

Those sound about on par with my favorite pick up line.  I used to like to hold my lower lip out with my thumb and forefinger and invert it a little bit and ask a girl who was a perfect stranger, "Does this look infected to you?" I had a perfect .000% batting avg with that one.

Ya, JFish. My nephew sent them to me so I felt somewhat obligated to "spread the word" so to speak. Gotta admit, I do like the mirror in your pants one though. New pic, huh? Lookin good my man!!

Boner,  If you use lines like these, it's no wonder you're single.  I am in the process of becoming single and I think I like #6. Dan

Number 6 did have a touch of innocence along with a tad of desperation in it, didn't it Dan? I think that one might actually work.

Nice!!  I'm gonna use the Fred Flinstone line!

Depending on the age of the "hunted", I think a Fred Flintstone pickup line is always appropriate. Throw in a Great Gazoo reference and then you be talkin' bzzzzness.  

a guys walk up to a hot chick thinking he has enough "game" to close the deal, he says I'll bet I can get in your pant by the end of the night.  she replies, I doubt it there is already one asshole in there I don't need another