A mild un-FART

(deactivated member)
on 5/1/08 10:42 pm - northeastern, NC
I had my routine MD appointment with my doctor Wednesday. I've gained 1 pound officially since I saw her last, although my weight unofficially has been varying +/- 2 lbs around the same number since January. She could tell by looking at me that I've resumed my life as a gym rat. My blood sugar isn't all that great, but not all that bad. I have to resume one of my old oral meds. I also found out that I have a slightly enlarged prostate, but the PSA is normal. Go figure. Oh, and the doc is a she, and she did the exam. I think I'm in love... :: snerk :: Moral of the story: this is the kind of **** that happens when you regain 30 lbs post-op. Be warned.
JFish
on 5/1/08 11:28 pm - Crane, TX
I'm a little unclear on the moral: If you ragain 30 lbs post-op, a good looking lady doctor will glove up and probe your squeakhole? Is that what your saying? Cause that might be worth it?
The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking....... If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog.
(deactivated member)
on 5/1/08 11:37 pm - northeastern, NC
Funny, but I guess I wasn't clear. Thirty lbs is enough of a weight gain that the pre-op conditions such as diabetes and high blood pressure can come back post-op. Losing regained weight is a hell of a lot harder than immediately post-op.
Dx E
on 5/2/08 10:55 am - Northern, MS
Bob, Sorry to hear your Blood work was skewed... Good news about the Normal PSA. Second Moral to story.... Once you hit 50, Get a woman doc. You'll be thankful for the skinnier fingers...... Best Wishes- Dx
nicksohnrey
on 5/2/08 3:53 pm - Syracuse, UT
I wear a size 26 ring will that do ?  I work with my hands , Can ya tell ?  Nick
Chuck N.
on 5/3/08 12:49 pm - Salt Lake City, UT
looks like i picked a good day to check out the boards again... LOL   Glad to see you guys haven't changed... hee hee.....   and, I'll just keep my comments to myself on the anal probing subject.....  
NotDave (Howyadoin?)
on 5/3/08 1:11 pm - Japan

ChuckNut,

Good to see you and congrats on the huge loss. While you're here...lol...is that a citation trouser trout in that bear's jaws?

In Good Humor,

Dave

 

BamaBob54
on 5/4/08 4:16 pm - Meridianville, AL
BwaHahahaha!!  That was funny Fish!
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NotDave (Howyadoin?)
on 5/4/08 5:17 pm - Japan

Bama Bob,

Welcome back and glad to hear you're doing well.

Liked that fish joke?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=trouser+trout &defid=1663232

Best Wishes,

Dave

 

NotDave (Howyadoin?)
on 5/2/08 4:44 pm - Japan

Bob,

Just wondering, does the weight come back with a balanced diet or does it take snack food? Starches? Chips? Sweets?

Thanks,

Dave

 

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