Catheter

No Biggie, If used, It is placed while you’re out on anesthesia. -Although I’ve have them several times, sometimes put in while Completely awake and conscious.    So My opinion is that of an “old Ho” whose had too many ‘insertions’ To consider any of them “That big a Thang.” Just keep some of these phrases ready for the time of removal --- --------------------------------------------------------- “Be Gentle, it’s my First Time.” “Maybe diner and a Movie First?” “Careful, that’s a dear old friend you’re handling there…” “What?! No Kiss First?  And I thought guys were short on foreplay!” “Maybe take a few gentle practice ‘tugs’ to get me used to it?  Like, 200 or so?” “Could whisper a few sweet nothings in my ear first?” “If you do this right, I could have something awesome to write for Penthouse Forum.” “…yes, but will you respect me in the morning?” ---------------------------------------------------------------- The thought of having the catheter, is far worse than actually having it. Hell, by the time they get to pulling it out? Some doc has been either elbow deep in your guts, Or, he’s stuck a camera in your poop making facilities…. A little tug on the jimmy is the least of your concerns. Yes? Have the Greatest! Best Wishes- Dx

Slight change of context for cliched lines: I had my prostate checked Wednesday, and while I didn't use any lines on her (the Doc), we talked about them in general. She said her favorite counter is, "I've seen more asses than you'll ever have." I gave her an example from an ambulance run last September, where we hauled a 17 year old girl in premature labor (the call had a happy ending, BTW). I said, "There's nothing exciting about mommy parts when children are involved, either as the owner or occupant."

I guess all us men are pretty self-conscious about the catheter thingy. I can remember that the first thing I did when I came out of the anestheia was to reach my hand down to see if there was a tube coming out of my dick. It wasn't there!(my dick was there..but not a tube)  I have no idea if they used one or not...  and I'm not going to ask!

The catheter was not really that bad.  It really only bothered me when walking, because it really made the tip my penis feel strange and uncomfortable, but I still kept walking about a mile that first day.  The strap on my leg that kept the catheter from pulling also kept slipping down, so I kept having to stop and pull it back up the leg.

The worst part about getting it out was I had a student nurse and she brought her friend in to watch!  I let my wife stay in the room but had to kick out my mother and sister.  I was just glad to get it out, so I could put on my shorts.  I kept feeling like I was flashing the hall when I would get out of bed.

Jim 

I couldn't tell you about the instertion because they do it while you're knocked out. It wasn't pleasant when they removed it but it wasn't terrible. However, and I haven't seen anyone relpy this yet. For 2 days after they removed it I felt like I was ******g razor blades. But that was the worst part. It was only in for 1 day too. Dan

I'm not sure if they put one in, and perhaps took it back out when I was doped out.... I do know that my wiener burned and dripped a little afterward.... but that is a daily occurance anyhow 

I had an in-and-out cath because I couldn't pee.  I just took a dose of pain meds before and after the in and the out and it was fine.  I didn't like the feeling of the tube but it wasn't a big deal.  I was a helluva lot more afraid of it than I needed to be.

Thanks for the info, guys. 

To me the catheter wasn't all that bad.  What really freaked me out was when they took the drainage tube out .  I'd never had one before and didn't know what to expect.  The nurse told me to take a deep breath, and then she pulled that "critter" out.  Man, that makes the catheter look like a piece of cake!

Hawgman, Can tell you that anthesia may cause some problems with your bladder.  Know before I could go home had to display the ability to drain the main thing.  Had trouble and they did an "in and out" to empty bladder twice.  1000 cc first time and 200 cc second time.  Was whizing good before I went home!