First it was "*******".......

the only thing you forgot was some smiley face emoticons. otherwise looks ready to go for me! so what's the topic header? how about ....Major A-Hole problems?

baja is right though, you answer just once and you risk them coming over here. ps, i know this is in jest. really wish you would post it though! carbonblob

Tell ya what fellas, for $500 bucks I'll put it up, probably be banned for life, but imagine the wackiness and havoc it'll cause... Be well CB

Hoffman. That is some funny **** right there.  I've read your stuff somewhere before. I just don't know where. But I recognize the courteous and thoughtful,  yet somewhat erotic tone of your work. Oh **** I remember where I've read your stuff before........Penthouse Forum.  You didn't attend a small midwestern private university by any chance did you?

Yes, I'm known for my erotisium...uh, however you spell it. Actually I was borned and raised in the DC suburbs and moved to South Florida 4 years ago, no midwestern universities for me. Be well and take care. John

Jeez that post/link makes Sex and the City look tame.

As a side note, the chicks on that show are homely. If they got some younger cuter actresses I might actually watch it.

Where you been Dave, that shows been off the air for a few years now, I think it is re-runs on some channel, is Japan just now catching up with it?

John,

Yes, re-runs here in Japan as new shows. It probably took them some time to be able to stomach the program and then to translate that stuff into Japanese.

Best Wishes,

Dave

Your probably to young to get the joke. When I was a young man it seems like every other letter to Penthouse forum began "I attend a small midwestern college...."  in order to set the scene for the unlikely Hollywood Hills style sex that followed. For instance, a highly implausable encounter  between a young man minding his own business and a half a dozen suddenly out of control  virgins in a laundramat or some other wacky **** like that. Thus the reference.....

Ahh, I gotcha, stupid me.  Take care and be well. John

Funny, a relative was managing an ice cream shop - the only one in a small town. One day someone brings in a Penhouse Forum article about doing the dirty deed with one of the waitresses in the back room of that very ice cream shop.

Something about "honing her cone."

Nothing to do with Baja's speaker cone idea of a previous post.