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First it was "*******".......

(deactivated member)
on 4/29/08 12:16 pm - Houston, TX
Now Dxe...you have not been hanging on the Tx board much...they will let fly, and then pull, delete, move to rants...and the whole nine yards (Nine yards....hmmm...that's about what it took to make me a new pair of pants one time) russ
Dx E
on 4/29/08 3:49 pm - Northern, MS

Russ, I have missed Texas of late… Drama Queens “up to their nipples” in intrigue? (I thought since Amy W. left OH That had died down….) Naïve Me. Best Wishes- Dx

John Hoffmann
on 4/29/08 10:17 pm - Baltimore, MD
Hey boys, just for ****s and giggles, I thought about posting this on the main board... "People, I really need some advice here, at my wits end.  Since my WLS, the increased blood flow to my penis has increased the girth.  Now when I have anal sex with my girl, it has become very painful, and she cant handle it.  In addition, my ********* quantity has increased.  For this reason, she cant swallow during oral sex without a major gag complex.  Needless to say, this has put a major strain on our relationship.  Please help me.  Any advice would be appreciated.  Hugs to all" Whataya think??
Boner
on 4/29/08 10:52 pm - South of Boulder, CO
A tad graphic I be thinkin' and doesn't have the "warm and fuzzies" kind of feel so I think it would be perceived very negatively in TunaTown. I do like the hugs to all close though.
John Hoffmann
on 4/29/08 10:56 pm, edited 4/29/08 11:50 pm - Baltimore, MD
Graphic??  I thought I was being very PC.  I thought about "shoving it up her ass"  and "down her throat" but you know how it is. Take care Boner.
Tim A.
on 4/29/08 11:49 pm, edited 4/29/08 11:50 pm
The tittie post is lame compared to this discussion. You want to talk about graphic have a read on the topic of Topic: Disasterous sex...am I the only one?? on the Sex After WLS board. It is just too damn funny. Make's John's post look like Disney stuff.. Tim http://www.obesityhelp.com/forums/sex_before_and_after_wls/a ,messageboard/action,replies/board_id,5369/cat_id,4969/topic _id,3599704/
John Hoffmann
on 4/29/08 11:53 pm - Baltimore, MD
Christ, I'm hanging out on the wrong board....
JFish
on 4/30/08 10:35 am - Crane, TX
Holy Jesus!! I went over and had a look around the Sex After WLS board and there are some sick puppies over there. I'm pretty sure I got a case of the clap from just looking at a couple of those threads.  If my posting is kinda light over here for the next couple of days, I trust y'all will understand.......
The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking....... If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog.
(deactivated member)
on 4/29/08 11:57 pm - uranus, CA
RNY on 09/19/06 with
On April 30, 2008 at 5:17 AM Pacific Time, John Hoffmann wrote:
Hey boys, just for ****s and giggles, I thought about posting this on the main board... "People, I really need some advice here, at my wits end.  Since my WLS, the increased blood flow to my penis has increased the girth.  Now when I have anal sex with my girl, it has become very painful, and she cant handle it.  In addition, my ********* quantity has increased.  For this reason, she cant swallow during oral sex without a major gag complex.  Needless to say, this has put a major strain on our relationship.  Please help me.  Any advice would be appreciated.  Hugs to all" Whataya think??
The strategy that I have been employing is to slam 'em when they invade our space.  I'm not sure if disrespecting their space will keep them out of here.....  I do lurk a little over there for fun, but I don't post. But hey, your mileage may vary 
John Hoffmann
on 4/29/08 11:59 pm - Baltimore, MD
Hey Baja, I know, I'd never post anything like this there, just f...ing around, now maybe the Sex After WLS forum........
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