Study Finds "Sandin' the Main Mast" = Good For the Prostate

From an article posted on the DS Forum:  * * * * * *    http://news.yahoo.com/s/po/20080421/co_po/masturbationmaypre ventprostatecancer;_ylt=AuB7vLweOBt3R73xV.CTWDCs0NUE

I knew there was reason . I must be cancer free then!!!! LOL LOl Nick

Studies on animals have shown that carcinogens like 3-methylchloranthrene can be harbored in the prostate. Frequent *********** encourages the cancer-inducing fluids to "flush out." I want to know who the poor schmuck is that has to jerk off animals for the name of science... That job better pay good.

Ron White talks about taking his dog, Sluggo,  to the vet for him to collect semen to impregnate another dog. The vet tells Ron that he could show him how to do it himself and save the vet fee the next time. Ron said that Sluggo was already glad enough to see him when he came home from work - the last thing he needed was for his dog to get a hard on every time he walked through the door. Then he quotes Sluggo, "But, Ron, I don't have any thumbs." Now that's funny right there. Joe

The wifey's still not buying it...

So tuggin' the snake helps alleviate cancer? Would that be call "cream"-o-therapy  ??

Gotta "shake hands with the unemployed." Only makes sense. If you don't clear the custard, stuff starts to breed in there. 

Reminds me of a funny incident when I was in Taiwan about 1981, long before this research ever took place. An evangelical missionary who was sworn to celebacy developed prostate problems and went to a local Taiwanese (Chinese) MD for treatment. The doctors reply: "You evangelicals just don't get enough flow." Ah, the wisdom of ancient Chinese medicine!

Or maybe it's just common sense. You don't use it, you lose it.

Hey wait a minute, just realised that due to my wife's skill and determination, I'm not getting a lot of whitewater wristing these days. Will real sex do, or do I have to take things into my own hands?

Dave- OK, “whitewater wristing” is perhaps the funniest term I have seen on the Boards in years! I don’t know why it struck me so funny, but I literally almost crapped myself laughing. Southern euphemisms from Japan are priceless And exclusive to this group! Hope all is going Great for you there! Big Smile and Best Wishes- Dx