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While at the hospital the other day an elderly couple came in for their yearly check-up! First the frail lady went in to be examined! A minute later she poked her head out of the room and yelled at her husband, the Doc wants to know if we have intercourse? The old grumpy man shouted back dang it I told you we have Blue Cross!!!!! Bob
A widow and a widower met and fell in love. A year later they decided to get married. On their wedding night the old woman went into the bathroom to get ready for romance. When she returned to the room in a skimpy nightgown, she paused and said "I need to warn you, when I went to the Dr. for my pre-marital checkup he told me I have acute angina. The old man smiled and said "Thank God because your titties ain't much to look at!"
corny I know but no worse than Bob's.... was it?
That's a funny one!! 
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