OT - "The Journey Of Man" (a/k/a The Perfect Girl)

From an email making the rounds of late ...   * * * * * * >   *The Journey of Man* > >   When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. > >   When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. > >   In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. >   Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide.  So I decided I needed a girl with stability. > >   When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring.  She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.  Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. > >   When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. >   She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.  She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.  She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.  So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. > >   When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. > >   She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. > >   I am now older and wiser and looking for a girl with big *its.

 

 

LOL - this made me laugh-out-loud.  Thanks, Bo

 OMG - BOOOOOOO!!!   ^5   I was looking through the "meet the staff" roster for OH just yesterday and saw your bio and wondered, "where in the heck has Bo been?"  ..  I haven't seen you post since the San Antonio event last September ..   I had hoped things are going well for you ..  In fact, I was gonna ask Yvonne if she had heard anything from you and how you were doing, in a PM later today ...     btw, are you going to be making the Dallas event May 2-4, co-sponsored by Ramon, Yvonne and Debra of the RYD Obesity Group ..  ?   We'd love to see you there .  !    &:-) 

And when I found a girl with big tits I moved in with her. Her ass then grew to be bigger by far than her tits. I guess you can't just take part of the package. You have to take the bad with the good. Have a great day. Rich

 I bow to the master. That's a great one.