Tax Humor

At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I noticed you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?" "Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles. "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went in his obnoxious way: "What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?" "Ah, yes", replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then, they send us a free box of holy biscuits." "I see!" replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "What do you do with all the left over foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick."  "LIFE CAUSES DEATH" Tony Russell, 1991, WAVK-FM 106.3  

BwaHahahahahaha!!! Funny one!!!

Good One

Speaking of taxes. Thanks to my RNY expenses, I'm finally getting a refund this year. First time I've gotten a refund since '91 when I took a loss selling a house. The bad news is it only covers about a seventh of what I'm out for the surgery. Oh well. My new life and health can't be appraised as far as putting a dollar value on it is concerned. It's priceless.