Home Depot Scam

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.  Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.  Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It's impossible not to look.   When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.  I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th 29th. Also October 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful. Since I am a Home Depot employee I have a request...If this has happened to any of you, would you please let me which Home Depot...I'm gonna ask for a transfer to that store!

Thanks for the heads up, Scott! Replacing those wallet's can get expensive, can't it?  Boner

Thanks for the heads up Scott! I'm headin' to the Home Depot right now to make sure no one else gets scammed by these young ladies.  I'm willing to sacrifice myself to protect others!

Youi gotta have connections to get your ID replaced overnight, so your wallet was worth stealing the next day. It took me several days to get my ID replaced from a theft in my home. Your scenario is similar to the old joke: guy goes to liquor store--two girls want him to buy them booze in trade for oral sex--booze bought, and in process of "payment for sevices rendered" the second gal steals his wallet and they both "beat feet".

Where can I get I get one of those $2.00 wallets?

 Scott  just noticed your signature line ..  you've lost 130 lbs. in just 4 months???   Surely that's a typo (or the date of your surgery)  ..  (?)  That's over a pound a DAY ..  I've never seen that quick of a weight loss!

Paul, not a typo, just  a misunderstanding.  Since surgery I have lost 73 lbs.  The 362 was at my highest in Feb of '07!  So, 132 since Feb of last year!

Hide your real wallet and use cheap decoys full of cut up newspaper, cheaper that way....