I guess this would be considered a FART moment
Normally this would fall into the TMI range of a conversation but given the nature of the things talked about on this board and other boards on this site - I am happy to announce that at approximately Noon C.D.S.T I took a solid dump! I had been doing okay in that department since surgery Monday but today was the first real turd since before surgery!
Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a fart!!