Blood FART

Yeah, that conjures up a sick and disgusting mental image.............. Cool! It's been a while since I had blood work done, but I finally got it taken care of last week and got the STELLAR results today.  The best thing is that my total cholesterol which used to run in the mid 200s is now 145!!!  My triglycerides that used to be in the 180s are now 76!!! My glucose (fasting) that ran over 200 was a whopping 82!!!  And all my other numbers were great and dead on indicative of optimal nutritional practices and health. FART!!!!

Congrats Danny!  But I gotta tell ya, the title of your thread sounds plumb gross!! 

Wow...hope my labs are as bloody good! CB