I totally farted at work

Ok its not that kind of fart... I was in my server room today and I had a pull a server for maintenance.  There's this very small space between the wall and the edge of the racking that I have to squeeze by anytime I need to get behind the machines to unplug things.  Normally, I have to use both my hands to push my stomach in to get behind.  Even at one point in the past I almost thought I got stuck.  But today, I actually just sucked in my own stomach with just my own ab muscles and I was able to slide through like butter, I barely touched the rack.  It felt so good...

That's awesome. I remeber at my highest weight I was in our server room. It is a raised floor. I hit the edge of one of the tiles and it flipped and I went through the floor but only one leg did. I could not get out of the floor for about 15 minutes. Then I had to crawl along the floor until I could find a chair to push myself up on. God I was so sore and embarassed

way to go!

As an "unofficial computer hack", I used to do all the IT stuff for our small office here in Denver in addition to my regular work. All I remember is crawling under desks at 500 pounds and sweating like a frickin' pig after about 30 seconds. Congrats on your IT FART!! Boner

Sniff . . . sniff . . . THAT was a smelly one!!   

Way to go!