What a Week!!!

I was 260 on my day of surgery, bro... and life sucked at that weight.  I can only imagine  2 or 3 hundred lbs. on top of that.  I've read many a post about how some folks wish that they had had WLS prior to massive weight gain, consider yourself a forward thinker  I read the writing on the wall... sleep apnea, sky high BP, diabetes on the near horizon, and the looming prospect of an untimely death prompted me to action. That, and the fact that I wanted to be able to see my **** again without the aid of a mirror and a roach clip 

" That, and the fact that I wanted to be able to see my **** again without the aid of a mirror and a roach clip  " LMAO Now what do you use the roach clip for? I hope you dont put it to your lips after is was on your dick

I'm way too old to smoke the bushels o' bud as I used to in my youth.  Hitting up the Early Bird Special at Denny's and staying up late to watch Dancing w/ the Stars is my idea of a wild night, nowadays