I need some advice badly

Well you guys know that my wife left me, blah, blah, blah....a little back story, she hadnt had sex with me for over two years and I am pretty sure it was because I was so fat. Well, I got skinny and she still wouldnt. Then she left me...another blah, blah, blah. What I need is some advice on how to get back into the dating scene ( I was never into it) what to say to women and tips on how to get over my virginity (re-established) I was never the initiator and I never really slept around in fear of getting someone pregnant that I didnt want to be with. So, do I just start screwing around with every one? Please help, I feel like an idiot with no confidence!

i would be scared ***less if i were in your shoes. sorry that didn't help. i'm sure baja will have some insight as only he can express. when i was in the scene three hundred years ago i was a professional musician. so no problems there. however, i would say if you don't have shtick like that just be yourself. try new things and be open to adventure. it's a whole new world for you now so try and have some fun with it. i'm sure other guys will tell you where to meet women as i have no clue. i would just suggest when you do hook up just try to enjoy the experience. if you start to put demands on yourself or try to measure up you are just going to end up with performance anxiety. don't need to go down that road.

so find some new hobbies and interest. join a museum or concert club. take classes of things that interest you. in my younger days i used to go on club med trips by myself. maybe there's still those kind of vacations available. they were a blast and they made sure you got involved if you wanted to. i've seen all kinds of adults only cruises and such.

so let us know what you decide. we can live vicariously through you! carbonblob

Yes, DO start banging every chick that you can  Just make sure that you "wrap that rascal" ..... or get those Boy's snipped if your done breeding. Try internet dating... I did, and got more ass than a toilet seat.  Then I met my wife on there and it was love at first sight. Jus****ch out for the chicks that want to be "pampered and spoiled", looking for a hubby, or are crazier than a ****house rat.  Don't get me wrong, bang the **** out of them too... just make sure that you take them to your pad at night... and take a lot of unnecessary turns so they can't  find they way back on their own. Most of all, have fun with it.  Remember, if you do end up doing the internet thing, it's not  a  matter of IF you are going to meet some loony *****es, just a matter of HOW MANY.  But who gives a ****    them nutty ****s are the best in the ol' sack-er-roo 

"and take a lot of unnecessary turns so they can't  find they way back on their own."  OR hunt you down and stalk you in the future.

Sorry Ben I got nothin. Hell I would rather be catherized than have to go through that business again!

Hey Ben, I do have some advice: If you date homeless chicks you can drop them off anywhere.

 never thought of that one.......

Man, now that is COLD Doug. And funny as ****!!

Don't take any women back to your place! Rent a hotel room! That way you can schedule 3 or 4 bimbo's a night, and someone else has to clean the messy sheets. I don't really have anything else, the hotel works well as I recall from my younger days. Oh yeah, to really make them work at sex, get a couple of 100 dollar bills and a bunch of ones. Make a thick pile of bills with the hundreds on the outside, and tell her how rich you are. Then show the wad of cash and repeat, yes I am so rich, and so lonely.