Monday Humor!

The Son In Law

AS A MOM PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A STRANGE

BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER

DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR. 



SHOCKED, SHE ASKED 'WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?'



THE DAUGHTER REPLIED 'MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED, AND

THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND! PLEASE, GO

AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE.' 



THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING FROM THE

OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR. UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE OBSERVED

HIS DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR. 



TO HIS QUERY AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER SAID: 'DAD I'M

THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET

TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE.'



A COUPLE DAYS LATER, MOM CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP, PLACED THE

GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZZING NOISE COMING

FROM, OF ALL PLACES, THE LIVING ROOM. SHE ENTERED THAT AREA AND OBSERVED

HER HUSBAND SITTING ON THE COUCH, DOWNING A COLD BEER, AND STARING AT THE

TV. THE VIBRATOR WAS NEXT TO HIM ON THE COUCH, BUZZING LIKE CRAZY. 



THE WIFE ASKED: 'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?' 



THE HUSBAND REPLIED 'I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH MY SON-IN-LAW'

Now THAT"S a cute one    Sure hope the "son in law" had a bath before sitting next to him, he'd just spent a couple of days in Tuna Town

Nice one