Manuel Uribe has a lot to celebrate. Having once weighed 1,235 pounds, he's lost 440 pounds over the past two years thanks to a high-protein diet. At a svelte 800 pounds, his confidence was high and he was up for a little romance on the party circuit with his lady. So, he arranged to have a forklift come to carry him out of his house, and he hired a flat-bed truck to haul him to the festivities. The Mexican man was en route to the party, and everything seemed to be going well, when one of the poles holding up his sun-shielding tarp hit a highway overpass. Uribe's blood pressure subsequently took a quick dive, and his doctors advised him to bag the party and return home. "We were going to celebrate that I've been losing weight for two years and that it was my girlfriend's birthday," Uribe is quoted as saying. "The saddest part was that I couldn't fulfill my dream of taking my girlfriend out to eat."