OT: Enzyte Bob got stiffed

(deactivated member)
on 2/25/08 2:28 am - northeastern, NC
Maker of Enzyte found guilty of fraud. I'm not surprised. http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gk4wBhEIdtWWF7hvr9C3Jl7pZ 1XQD8UVNMKG0
JFish
on 2/25/08 3:53 am - Crane, TX
They ran an awful high profile scam for a long time though.  What's sad is our business manager is almost a dead ringer for "Smilin' Bob" and his wife somewhat resembles the wife on those commercials. Except she doesn't have a vacant **** eating grin on her face all the time.
The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking....... If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog.
AttyDallas
on 2/25/08 9:16 am, edited 2/25/08 9:17 am - Garland, TX
I kinda wondered if they would ever be able to hang anything on the co., since they never seemed to make any specific warranties, representations, guarantees, etc. as to exactly what the pills were supposed to do ..  They just threw around that term "natural male enhancement" in their ads and on their product labeling  .. but what the heck is that phrase supposed to mean  --  enhanced size, performance, virility, potency, stamina, or what???  That phrase used to drive me nuts!
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BamaBob54
on 2/25/08 9:25 am - Meridianville, AL
That phrase used to drive me nuts! Exactly!! It was supposed to drive your nuts!!
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Justin
on 2/26/08 11:14 am - CLEVELAND, OH
Dude, I so know what you mean!  There was a commercial for this stuff that was supposed to make your penis larger a while ago.  It had Ron Jeremy in 'em.  But the script that the main chick was reading wouldn't even say penis!  They just kept saying that the pills would "enhance" that "certain part of the male body."  Used to drive me insane! I laughed to myself that there would be some angry men will small johnsons walking around with long swollen ear lobes or elbows  Welcome the implied, implied warranty of merchantability to American jurisprudence 
AttyDallas
on 2/26/08 12:33 pm - Garland, TX
 LOL ..  I saw that infomercial pass by several times early in the a.m.s on T.V. here ..  I think they called it "Sex Talk" and had that name on a little poster board behind the male host .. (as if they were really going to talk about sex acts - yeah, right) ...  It seemed like everyone was reading from a script, including the "bevy of beauties" sitting next to the dude on the interview couch ..   What a sham!
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(deactivated member)
on 2/25/08 9:36 am - uranus, CA
RNY on 09/19/06 with
Dammit!  Now I'm gonna have to go back to clapping it between two bricks to get wood 
Wags459
on 2/25/08 10:53 am - North Central, IA
"This is Bob.  He is unemployed now and his wife left him"
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