Funny survey of sorts

OK, so I am totally ripping this from one of the other boards, but I thought it was so damned funny over there that I'd give it a try here. When you weigh........... Do you have a ritual that you go through?  ie - Certain time of day, naked or dressed, etc etc..... For me - I weigh daily first thing in the morning butt ass naked AFTER taking my morning dump! My only official weigh in is on Sunday, but I weigh daily in the process of conducting my own little research project. How about you?

Ok here it is....

First thing in the morning, buck naked, after the morning #1 and #2. Weigh every day, but only write down and go by the Tuesday weight....

Sean

I usually don't take a dump until I can get to work and do it on the Company's dime.  I weigh myself before I leave the crib, and then hang that turd on a bass scale and do the math.  Hey, it keeps the mind sharp!

Hey you with the sharp mind , arent you on a plane going somewere ?  My thing is I have to let my body wake up before I can drop the kid/kids off at the pool .Good thing I work second shift ! I cant sit on the toilets here at work they are  NASTY  . Then after that I take a shower and get ready for the day . Its always nice to start the day clean If ya know what I mean .      Nick

I with you man handle the daily dump then straight to the scale bucknaked. I find thats the best way, but that company time thing sounds good. I may have to start doing that.

Yepper!  I am in SLC airport now en route back to the OC.  I fooled the Big Wigs once again, they think I am a shy and reserved fellow  Say, I hear what your saying about the shower post-crap.... I sure hate going through the day with a dirty "balloon knot" 

baja

um......i really didn't worry about you until now. to tie in to your other post, i think you really are working too much. get a grip. me? i take my turd to the post office, better scale.

CB - yes, work and deadlines have conspired to keep me from my favorite pastime; fishing.... So a guys gotta catch a litlle "bowl bass" to make up for lost recreation time. Hey!  A guy can have a harmless hobby, can't he 

How 'bout OAP = On Air Plane??   I 'm boarding one in a few hours and am sitting in the rear.  There's nothing like befouling a ****ter and watching folks expresions as they come out     Pinching a loaf at 35,000 feet?  Now that's MY idea of the "Mile High Club"  Oh the fun times I have.....