Major Fart!!!!!
I've had many "Stinkers" since the surgery back in April,but this is my first reported. My wife asked me last week had I put something on my hair, my reply Heck No. Long story short my hair has gone from basically white back to a dark Salt and Pepper since Christmas. Its been white for the last five years. Also the bald spot in the back has completely covered over with hair and actually growing in with hair. Anyone had this before????
You didn't go across the bridge and get you a little "hair" did you?
There's a neighborhood in my little town called Acunaville due to the large number of immigrants from your sister city, and it's my understanding you can buy almost anything there. Hair or no hair. Grey or pitch black. I haven't really checked it out.

The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking....... If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog.