Farts happen in the damndest places
All day long today, every time I stand up I have to reach down into my pants and put my nutsack back in my underwear. I wear briefs just in case you're wondering. My sack ain't big enough to fall out of a pair of boxers. So tonight I get home and I'm taking off my pants and my nutsack has escaped again. I'm thinking to myself, "What the hell is wrong with these underwear?" as I'm retrieving the runaways. And then it hits me. The leg holes in my undies don't fit my legs anymore. There's enough room to stick my wrist through without stretching them any. That's a fart I never expected.
The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking....... If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog.
Awww
As you see all the little things that we take for granted and let slip away in our life because we dont just wake up one morning and blam we'er fat .
No; we get this way over time and all these small things (no pun intended ) Just slip away from us without us even knowing .
Then when we start losing weight and regaining our health , and life .
All these things start coming back in our life .Like being able to sit in a booth at your fav. dinner.
Buying cloth off the shelf .
Riding a BICICLE ( one of my fav things to do now )
Enjoy it , they will start coming at ya fast from now on.
( ps go buy ya some new choneys ) Nick
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