FART - My Eyes are burning....

The stench is burning my eyes brothers so I thought I would share.  My employer recently offered a wellness screening for all employees whi*****ludes a detailed blood workup, blood pressure, and a bunch of lifestyle question to help screen you for health risks.  Well to make a long story short just two years ago I would have been the poster child of bad health on this test. Blood pressure 150/120, Cholesterol 240, no exercise, lots of pain meds, super morbidly obese BMI 57%, Sleep apnea, acid reflex, hell you name it, I had it in spades.  I go my test results back today. Blood pressure 118/68, Cholesterol 168 (amazing was 240 forever), regularly walk/hike 15-20 miles a week, pain free now and only meds are vitamins, BMI 27%, no sleep apnea, acid reflux. It all gone, I had a health score of 83%, the National Average was 67% for a guy in his 40s. I do have to say that some of the questions were bull**** I got marked down for driving over the speed limit, not getting flu shots (have not had the flu since 1977), and not having a tetanus shot in the past ten years. They also hit me for not stretching everyday and not doing self exams (I do touch myself but they said that doesn’t really counts). So I guess I’m going to live forever now thanks to WLS. Amazing what losing 240lbs will do for you!!  Thank God for WLS!!! Tim