Saggy Sack

Hey, if the Broads can discuss their zucchini titties over there in Tuna Town, is it ok to discuss my low-flyin' balls over here? I mean, what the hey!  I don't mind 'em dipping in the water when I drop a deuce..... but do they really have to go "bobbin' fer apples" while they are down there  

"I don't mind 'em dipping in the water when I drop a deuce..... " All I know is my jewels be gittin' multiple cold showers every morning since I have to flush several times during the deed in order to "clear the deck" so to speak. Gruesome!!

And you was wondering why you got rashes???? russ

"Clearing the deck" is a great idea for keeping my hairy bean-bag nice and sanitary.... I never thought of that   Heck, I just used to dry 'em on the drapes and spritz 'em with a little Hai Karate for the ladies 

Boner, is your biking position in your avatar in any way related to this?

Baja... I'm having trouble getting the visual here....can you send me the Utube address for that video Russ PS...that Tidy Bowel burns...

I actually made a video and submitted it to You Tube detailing the ordeal - can you believe those cold-hearted *******s rejected my thoughtful and self-less "Pubic Service" video??  Hmmmm... I'll bet I can find a market for it on Ye Olde Internet.  Hell, I'll bet it can't be more than a few clicks away  

Brings a whole new meaning to the term, "blue balls!"

Thats funny . The first time I ever had that happen to me was in a the newley remodled mens room her at work . I could swear I felt a turd bump in to my ******** .  It left me scared for life !  Needless to say I DONT USE THAT BATHROOM ! So then I was useing the sink to clean my packege off and in walks another guy , see me washing my Willie and his two brothers  in the sink .He turned around with out saying a word and left .WTF  I work nights ; I thought I was safe .  Never thought I would get caught washing my junk in the sink at work .                        Nick

Nick!  Washing the ol' wedding tackle after knocking the "stinky pickles" is probably the best advice yet - especially if you got a little "***********" session scheduled for later in the evening      The ladies really appreciate a little thoughtfulness... you should never be in too much of a hurry to be a gentlemen     and shirk your hygenic duties! We could all take a lesson from Nick..... You guys are a font of sage advice     THANK YOU!!!!