Opposite of a Fart - Ass Sucking Wind?

Let me add my strokes in here. Don't sweat the small stuff.  If I can lose 370 lbs in a year and a half, I'm sure yours will come in time, too. I'm down to lighter than I was when I graduated from high school in 1986.  I was about 300lbs then. I don't have a goal weight in mind, I'm not worried about what I look like when I'm done - I'm worried about being healthy, and that's the goal to have.  Just keep the faith, keep doing what you're supposed to be doing, and in time, it will happen! Good luck!