F.A.R.T

I went down to the barn today and opened some 'vacuum packs' of younger smaller clothes and brought several items up to the house.  Including blue jeans (blue jeans with no stretch waist) YAY  and my Planet Hollywood and guitar Ts + a couple of XL shirts and a 1X corduroy jacket. After donning the jeans and jacket/shirt, I told my wife that I was going out for a time and she responded, maybe no one is recognizing you because your clothes actually fit you well now, and you're stylish instead of big and bigger.  FART....hee hee hee BobM.

Light a match, Bro!!!! GEEZ! It's great to hear you ripping one!  Especially one that involves "going out for a time"!  Can't wait til ya FART some MEAT!!!!!!

I think the best part of your post is the point that you are going out for a time and Lori isn't scared to let you do so.  You/ve been through so much that just getting ouside on the ranch must be a thrill.

Ooooooooooooh....stinky one lad!  And aint it great to know that you'll NEVER EVER have 'elastic' in your pants again! WooHoo...whatta ride, eh? Jim

Bob,

So glad to see you well - and losing weight on top of it. It can just keep going if you want it to. I'll be two years out next month and people are still asking me, "Did you lose more weight?"

Enjoy,

Dave

WAY TO GO BOB!

Keep the farts coming.. we love hearing about them... 

Congrats~~

Helluvajob, helluvajob. Reach around and pat yourself on the back. I kinda did the same thing today. 52's were fitting nicely last week. I'll probably give them another two to three weeks in the rotation, but having a little spare time, I couldn't help but get all the 50's out of the closet and try them on for size. They went on but are not comfortable or attractive yet. To much over-hang. They've been hanging in the closet so long that they've got a layer of dust on top of the little area where they fold over the hanger. They're all in the washer right now getting their asses ready for their re-debut in a couple of weeks. Looks like I'm 3 months behind you, but I won't be crawling in to any 1x stuff in three months I don't think. I'd love to be in 2x by then though.

YAY BOB...awesome FART!!!! How are you doing by the way? Scott

Bob, just having you post is a FART for most of us here!!  Keep moving...Brian

Man, I smelled that all the way over in Nashville!  The wind was blowing, the smell reminded me of the time the sewer overflowed, and I thought  I stepped in dog s**t! Keep 'em coming Bro!  It's good to hear from ya! Scott