This one seems to be making the rounds of late:    &:-D)

A Texan walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. 'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. Then he'll open his mouth And I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.' The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the alligator hard on the top of Its head.  The gator opened his mouth and the man rem oved his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were delivered.   The man stood up again and made another offer. 'I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try.'   A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.   A Blonde woman timidly spoke up..........'I'll try it!!!  Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!'

 

 

 

I heard one with a similar premise to that one except it was two twin bros, one an aggie and one a teasip, contemplating having sex with a sheep. The aggie had his way with the sheep and then asked his teasip bro if he wanted in on it. The teasip said he'd go for it as long as he didn't have to wear a halter and have his head tied to a fence post. Here's my favorite blonde joke: What should you do if you see a blonde witha pen in her hand?  Run like hell. She's probably got a grenade in her mouth.

 This here sheep joke will be very useful to us CU Buff fans except I be changing aggie to Rams (Colorado State) and the teasip to Huskers. By the way, who/what is teasip? Great joke!!

A teasip is what aggies derogatorily call students and alumni of the other flagship university in Texas. I believe it's located in Austin. I assume it implies that they're too much nancyboy to drink hard liquor or even a beer. I'm of the impression that most teasips are more in to the herbs and poppies as far as their self-medication is concerned.  I didn't attend either of these institutions, so I really don't have a dog in the fight.