"When the Soap Hits the (Shower) Floor" - FART Moment
I guess my body is still changing shape (for the better) @ 18 months out, even though my weight and body fat % are not changing ..
I was taking a shower this a.m., and, as I have ever since my "big" pre-op life, soaped up the sponge and held it over the top of my back and squeezed it, to let the soap run down my back and butt so I could clean myself back there best as I can ..
However, this time I didn't feel the soapy foam running slowly down my back and kinda freaked out -- am I getting numb back there from some kind of neuropathy? After a few more attempts w/o success, I finally figured out what was going on .. The soapy foam was just falilng staight down and hitting the shower floor behind me, w/o landing on my backside at all .. So in other words, no more fat back or big azz getting in the way! &;-)
One of the earliest farts I had was the ability to wipe my ass without rotating my shoulders 90 degrees from my hips. Within 2 weeks of surgery I'd lost enough swoll out of my ass that I could wipe without hardly twisting my spine at all. A normal person wouldn't understand how exciting something like this could be.
The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking....... If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog.
Jim I re-read the title to this post and thought, "An attourney is gonna make a confession about his experiences in prison?", cool.
The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking....... If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog.
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