Office Fart

Ok I thought my farting days were over.....but I kinda like this one... first my boss is named Robert....a "Power Lifter" who does the high calorie thing, and has just been told the is obese, and needs to lose 90# "but I'm a power lifter...."...."No You are obese".... Ok....Last Christmas....2006, Kelly got me a Nike work out shirt...the woven, keep the sweat off your body type....plain v neck...nothing special.....and the shirt was always a little big...through the shoulders... well we are allowed to wear street clothes to do patient care...(most people don't to be reminded they are sick, so scrubbs are optional) Well I have been working on my upper body....and the shirt has started to be a little more ...form fitting....just throught the chest and arms...waists is still loose.... Yesterday Robert commented that I was wearing a "Little tight shirt"..and he laughed a little... today, nicely he brought up the topic, and said, that maybe a sports shirt, was not quite approiate now....it was just a bit...provocative, (fine with me....scrubbs are cheaper) I told him ok, i'll wear the scrubbs...he then told me..."sorry, I know this is a new shirt and you wanna show it off" I got to tell him..it;s the same shirt I've worn for over a year....it';s just my body that has changed.... his face cracked.... I had a good day Russ

Eat that!!! LOL! Where were you Sunday?  It was Super to say the least but we really missed you!  I even wore my new "Studly Man" clothes to show off for everybody!

Nice hit Russ!

Way to go, Russ! CB

NIce job.  Nothing as enjoyable as a good FART, especially when they get you blindsided. 

Impressive stinker there. You've got me inspired either to (a) workout harder or (b) buy smaller shirts! (Of course a smaller shirt on a saggy bod may not have the same effect . . .)