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Piece of Cake

Boxman
on 2/6/08 12:17 am, edited 2/6/08 12:17 am - Kokomo, IN

RNY on 08/22/07

Rumor has it that a massage by your hot nurse is even BETTER for your circulation than walking.

"Let's get small." - Steve Martin

Doug Such
on 2/6/08 12:33 am - Northern, CA

I doubt if anyone's dumped from a hot nurse! I guess your libido wasn't bypassed. Glad you're doing well.

Doug

If we're treading on thin ice we might as well dance.--Jesse Winchester

cabin111
on 2/6/08 3:33 am

RNY on 10/09/06

Doing fine. Walk, sip, sleep. The pain near your bellybutton is where they put the camera. Get ready for the ride of your life!! Brian

(deactivated member)
on 2/6/08 3:58 am - Houston, TX

Please be careful dude.....poontang is not nearl as romatice as it seems right now.... at least wait till they pull the cathater...

Russ

Boxman
on 2/6/08 4:09 am - Kokomo, IN

RNY on 08/22/07

"Peter-rooter, that's the name, and away go troubles, down the drain... Peter-rooter, peter-rooter, hummmmmmmm........ " And if you remember the tune that goes with this, you are definitely in 'old fart' territory - like me!

"Let's get small." - Steve Martin

(deactivated member)
on 2/6/08 4:30 am - Houston, TX

Old dusty Fart here.... (was that you in the red and white van??? russ

(deactivated member)
on 2/6/08 4:27 am - uranus, CA

RNY on 09/19/06 with

Be careful with those "hot" nurses.... those crazy-ass dope pills will have you "going home with a 10 @ 2 and waking up with a 2 @ 10"

I'd recommend duct taping an ice cube to your Johnson before taking your strolls - you don't want to scare anyone with that "pup tent"

majesticman
on 2/6/08 4:40 am - Upstate, NY

RNY on 11/12/07

Good for you! Remember the rules--sip, walk and never trust a fart! Lou

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Boxman
on 2/6/08 5:30 am - Kokomo, IN

RNY on 08/22/07

"I'd recommend duct taping an ice cube to your Johnson before taking your strolls - " Yeah, but be careful with that, or you end up with a frozen peckersicle. Sure, you're really hard. But afterwards, it falls off!