OT - "Guts" vs. "Balls" (Humor)

A gal emailed me this one earlier today, believe it or not:   Guts and Balls - The Medical Distinction We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your              wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or                    are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume              and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and               having the balls to say: 'You're next.'              I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.              Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both               ultimately result in death.

Guys!  NEVER do this! Remember this word: "bobittize". You can't stay awake forever!