Joke Redneck pickup lines
OK I wish you guys would stop using these pickup lines in Tuna Land and inviting them back to the locker room
1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you in I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts inyer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a
light switch away.
8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the
ice.'
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer
bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til
afternoon.
and.... the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my
nuts tighten up.
1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you in I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts inyer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a
light switch away.
8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the
ice.'
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer
bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til
afternoon.
and.... the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my
nuts tighten up. 
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