30 lbs lost = 1 inch gain

Alright fellas, I have seen many of your posts and to be quite frank, most of you guys get straight to the point no "dicking" around.  I often get quite the laugh from reading the **** you all have to say.  Well, I am sure one of you brave fellas can give me the low down on this topic of 30 lbs. lost = 1" gained rule.  Not really sure if what I have seen about that rule is true or not.  Just wondered if yall had the answers.  From what I gather, does losing 30 lbs. equate to 1 inch of hanging man flesh.  Will losing the weight mean a longer stroke for the ladies or what.  I figure if I can't ask that question here, then there has got to be a problem.  Give me the low down.  Now I've got about 160-180 lbs. to lose.  Starting weight is 359.  Now I realize if that rule is true, this does not mean my "dick is going to grow 6 more inches" - in my dreams.  But a jump from 8 to 10 would be nice.  Hit me with your wisdom.  I am scheduled to have RNY on 2/28/08.  Do you see length in my future?   Taz DAM, I MISS THE MAN SHOW AND THOSE BABES ON THE TRAMPOLINES

As a trained mathematician my guess would be that this function is not linear. That is to say that at some point you may gain an inch of  stroke through the loss of 30 lbs, but that pattern will not remain constant. I would guess that the closer you get to goal weight the greater the stroke/lb coefficient will be, however I have no data to justify that presumption. And really don't care to gather any.  All I know is I can see the head of my dick now. Which hasn't been possible in quite some time.

I love your last statement, can't wait to see the tip of my dick and my woman working it.  It will beat just laying there flat on my back while I am serviced.  Give me the POV - point of view visual.  That will be some good **** then.     DAM -  That's Good, That's Good, That's Gooood If any women see this, sorry.  Only meant for male commentary support.  As I have learned in here, male locker room is for males only.  Dam, based on what I have read in previous post in the male locker room, I am going to take a hit for apologizing to women for doing "man speak" in the locker room.  Taz

I dont need a morror to see mine now.....lol To tell the truth I never thought of that before so I dont know now that I am after. Did that make any sense? Well anyway good luck your surgery. Derrick

Coefficient mathematics.   Now that is some funny **** my friend.  Taz

after 5 years of "readings?" 1" per 35  to 40 lbs. seems to be the "Norm." (Just working to keep TYPICAL as "typical.") Yep,  seems to be fairly true.......... Best Wishes- Dx

Thanks for the info. Dx E.  Taz

Well .... I've lost over 370 lbs. So .. I should have at least a 11" shlong. Dunno bout that, I'm skeptical. I do know that it's much easier to access, and once I get the sharpei puppy skin removed and my hernia repaired, I'll be able to see it no problem. It feels like there's more of it, just because it's more accessable, I'll put it that way. Yay me. And then there's the "Dunking Balls" syndrome, where you sit on the john and teabag in the toile****er. In all seriousness, I've heard guys swear it's gotten bigger.  Maybe it does a bit because as you lose weight, your circulation gets better.   All I can say is, in my case, the improved self-esteem is more important.

Hah hah.  Yeah, I've exerienced that **** too.  What the hell is that about?    It's a necessary evil for me to have 'emergencies' and have to go to a public toilet once in a while so I don't crap myself.  On more than one occasion I sit down and feel the twins dabbling in the pool.   One time stands out in my mind when it happened AT a Saints game....  at halftime...   I think I threw up a little bit in my mouth and spent a couple hours washing my balls when I got home.  :)

 whaaaa???  over 370 lbs. ???  and in only 18 months???    <  CLUNK  >   &8- O)   dang - that makes your our Men's Forum biggest loser, I do believe ..    (anyone?)