Humor

Okay, not to jump on the bandwagon .. I didn't realize that the women were going to be posting humor in here..?  At any rate, I just came across this one: Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted city street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a 40 caliber Glock, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ................................................. Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? What does the law say about this situation? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway,and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. ............................................... Republican's Answer: BA NG! ............................................... Southerner's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Remington Hollow Points?' Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?' Wife: 'You are NOT Taking That To The Taxidermist!'

No one realized women were goinna be posting here.  I think it best to just let it be and not start any drama. GOOD JOKE, BTW!

Hey Dave, I didn't think I was a Southerner since I live in OHIO but by those standards, I guess I am a sotherner.  How y'all doin? Have a great day. No

Haha - well, I was born and lived most of my life in Washington State, and now I live in Southern California, so I didn't think there was any Southern in me either. Guess we all have a little bit o' Texas in us.

If you don't have a little bit of Texas in you, I know a fellow who would be happy to provide a little. Myself, I don't roll like that.

That's sort of .. wrong. LOL!!

JFish - I've noticed your easy going, clean sense of fun and humor lately.  You Sir, have a gift that the rest of us could strive to acheive! I admire the cut of your jib      and only wish that I wasn't so shy and socially ackward