OK, this is getting out of hand, fellas!

We need to get back to guy talk! Like talking about that giant **** you took! Or that time you farted and it stunk so bad it'd peel a grape! Or that time you got your ball hair caught in your zipper! Damn it men, anything.  Let's man up and quit being panzy-ass *****es! Come on now!

Geezy brock, why the rant my friend?  Can't we get in touch with our feminine side once in a while?

Sure, talk about that ex-girlfriend you had that was really hot and into anal sex. But keep discussion of estrogen levels down. If I wanted to hear about vaginal dryness, I'd head to the main board.

Hear hear (or is it here here).  By the way, I don****ch family guy, but I know enough about the character in your avatar to know that your sunny disposition at times and the character are a perfect  match.  Take care. John

If I had $18 more dollars, I could have gotten laid last night.  Does that count.

Guy rule #1....never let $ get in the way of *****! ANY GUY NEAR YOU WOULD HAVE BORROWED IT TO YOU IF YOU HAD EXPLAINED WHY! It's guy code!

I think the most important thing about this Locker room is that we are a support group about WLS. There's nothing wrong with describing the bodily functions you mention, but I had all of them occur when I was super morbidly obese and not even thinking about surgery.  This is not any old generic locker room.  There is a difference between talking about bodily functions just to be gross like a 13 year old boy and having a F.A.R.T. like a man who has witnessed a change in his life due to weight loss or improved health.  When we first started using that term, it was to distingui**** from the WOW moments on the main forum and to discourage women from posting here.  We don't have to grovel in the slime to be men.  Sure, we'll all use words like crap, **** **** etc to explain some problems or to show our anger.  Some stronger words with ***s inserted may also occur.   I just advise that we not resort to using strong language against other men who post here.  And, try to avoid flaming other men.  As for the occasional post by a woman, ignore it.  Don't respond at all.

There were attacks against other dudes going on?  That's not cool!

Well said!

Yeah that was a good post by him.