When is a man considered balding... rather than bald??
I knew fairly early on that a combover wouldn't fool anyone so I ploppeed my butt in the seat of a local barber and told him to cut it all very short. He was trying to tell me that it would make me look bald because I was so thin on top. I told him "Yeah, I know but it's better to just let it shine than do one of those chessy combovers...they don't fool anyone."
I didn't really look that close at the guy before I sat in the chair and most of this conversation took place with him standing behind me. When I finally did get a good look at him, he had one of the worst combovers I've ever seen. Talk about being embarassed!