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CB, Looks like we have a contender for your Doctor Phil title. We have a pretty standard set of rules that we live by around here and the first one is we don't provide female's relationship counselling in the Locker Room. We do provide  advice and counselling about females to men but that's another discussion. Dr. Dirk we don't mind that you want to help his woman we just don't want you to do it here in the Men's locker room. When you let one of them in the locker room you'll end up with hundreds. This is our little piece of cyberspace and we have worked really hard to protect it from all the drama and bull**** that makes up the rest of the OH boards. Please respect the rules of the locker room and take it down the hall. You wouldn't like it if we showed up at your office and started doing oil changes in the lobby. Regards, Tim

Guys, guys, I got it, I got it. I sent her a PM and will do so in the future. I hate Dr. Phil, & Oprah. Point taken! Thanks for the space & time.

Thanks Doc! BTW.... why does it burn when I pee? 

It's because your shlong is possessed by Satan!   "It burns... It burns...." 

Paul... right on bro! oh and this "...underwater sychronized team basketweaving..." team...if it's a nude event then I wanna sign up NOW! Jim