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Well, one thing I can say about WLS:

"Nothing (including a relationship) tastes as good as being thin feels."

WLS is the kiss of death for many already teetering relationships.

"WLS is the kiss of death for many already teetering relationships." Amen to that, Dave.

Yeah, you'd know.  How are you doing lately.  Anything on the horizon?

Hey Sheriff, Great to see how well you're doing with your running exploits. I'm really ****ty at running so my hat goes off to you and all the other runners out there. My wife and I are still seperated and our 1 1/2+ years of counseling stopped after we couldn't make any headway with our problems. I would say we are in a holding pattern trying to figure out what to do. Honestly don't know what's on the horizon but can only hope for an answer from above, one way or another, in 2008.  Later gator, Boner

I'm always willing to give the broads some advice SHAME ON YOU for being so selfish and self-centered!  Don't you realize that a man's ego and feelings get hurt very easily??  And that his jealousy and possessiveness are are his way of telling you how much he loves you? You need to make this up to him, post haste , before you loose this good and gentle man    I'd recommend that you fix a nice meal, clean up the house, and provide lot's of oral sex!  Matter of fact, I think that this situation warrants you inviting one of your hotter friends over.  A harmless threesome  can only strengthen your relationship, and may encourage your kind husband to forgive you  .  

More great advice for the hopelessly lost females who wander in here.  I appoint you Dr. CB's right-hand man to dishing out constructive advice to the fairer sex.   Boner

OMG I followed your advice last night and hubby was PISSED OFF!!! YOU didnt say it had to be a hot GIRL friend! thanks for ruining a great weekend!!!!

Yo Homeschool!  Read it slower this time.... "Matter of fact, I think that this situation warrants you inviting one of your hotter friends over.  A harmless threesome  can only strengthen your relationship, and may encourage your kind husband to forgive you  .  " Now get the **** outta here and round up a fox for your old man....  in fact, there had better be some double penetration action to make up for yer screw up!! Edit:  Well......... looks like I made my own screw up in reading your insipid and unecessary post.  Hell, Einstein would get confused trying to help you broads out.  Your still not considered to be too swift, as you sure screwed the pooch when you botched the obvious gender ratio with regard to the threesome.   Either way... Chop Chop, ***** - you've got some carpet to munch!

aye aye captain perchinator! This is me chop chopping BUT Im not down with no moth riddled brillo pad either, a TRUE hot friend better be carpet free, especially at our age! Grey temples may be distinguished but grey bush is just nasty! Foxes are outta the question so cougar better be good enough, maybe even a snow leopard...

Who cares Just shut yer pie-hole and take it on the arches *** sponge.