I took my M.O.M. as suggested to unbind me

Am I gonna be ****tin' through a screen-door later this afternoon?

in a general convesation the other day I told a friend "Ya know sometimes a good dump feels better than sex"  He looked at me dumb founded,  I then said  try being constipated for a couple days then let it out    damn what a good feeling. Good luck

Eddie.... I had no Idea you were as vulgar as me.... you know a guy can get his rocks off anytime, but a good can be illusive Russ

I've found that MOM isn't a really violent laxative.  It works in about 5 hours for me (using a full measuring cup), but I wouldn't leave the house before it worked, just in case it works faster than that. /Steve

If mobility is a worry, try an adult diaper.  I'm sporting a full one now 

Did ya crap yet?? Only on this board would one man be concerned about the bowel activities of another!!!

No.  It sucks!

You've got to LOVE this board!!