"Family" V-Day Cards???
yep !
In high school, we had a pretty hotheaded little band teacher .. One time I heard a student in his marching band class acted up and he locked the teen in the marching band uniform storage closet ... When they opened the door later to let him out, I heard the people around at the time wanted to start hurling .. Seems the youth had his "revenge" - he had to do a #1 and, rather than ask to be let out (if they even would have) he squatted and did the deed right there in the middle of the closet floor ... He then found the teacher's white condcutor's gloves in the closet and used them for t.p. LOL!

It's a good thing that your sophmore English tchr didn't vote on who to eat. I'm pretty sure that by then there would have been a somewhat different connotation. I know for a fact I would've voted to eat Kathy Wilson.
The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking....... If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog.