Erectile Problems

Are you talking about putting it in a vagina (or other orifice), clenched fist, or water-glass full of liver? # 3 always makes me blow sherbert too fast.... the good thing is that it still washes up fine for dinner  

Bajaddict, Man you crack me up, I spent 20 years traveling to world in/out of the Navy from the near east to the far east with stops in places like Tijuana, Hong Kong, Singapore, Philippines, Japan, and Bang**** I have observed, facilitated, or participated in some pretty wild sexual things such baskets and beads, smiles, the donkey show, mother/daughter and have even seen one blow smoke rings and make change for a dollar but, I have never heard of liver in a glass.  That’s a new one…. Tim

I'd like to take credit for coining the subject perversion, but I have to give credit  to Philip Roth.  I read Portnoy's Complaint at a tender early age, and have been referring to "liver loving" ever since.  It narrates the sexually frustrated coming of age of a young man in an uptight and repressive household ran by his Jewish mother.  He would **** the family dinner prior to supper time... a cute story indeed  Funny how I can't remember last week.... but a perverted passage read at the age of 12 is retained forever. 

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My problem is that I can get pretty close to the same level of hardness that I've always had between about 5:00 and 8:00 in the morning and a certain somebody who needs to be present and in the mood in order for me to get some satisfaction is either sleeping or just waking up at that time and is definitely not interested. It appears to me that I  produce decent levels of testosterone at night, but they are washed away by mid-morning. By the time she is interested (10:00pm - 11:00pm just in case you were wondering) my testosterone levels are so low that I can only get about a 3/4 chubby. As usual, our hormone cycles are outof sync with each other. But I still love her anyway. I'm hoping that once I've lost enough weight and gotten myself in to pretty good shape, my BP will restore itself to normal levels and I can get off this stinkin' medicine, and that my erection situation will improve. I don't know that HBP meds affect this, but they might.

My disgusting sexual references aside, I 'd like to make an observation and suggestion. For thousands of years, men with ED have asked,"If only there was a pill that could cure this".  Men have ingested powdered rhino horn, dried dog penis, rattlesnake blood, and all other manner of potents in the quest for wood. And now that a pill has been made to correct this problem, we are embarrassed and afraid of the stigma attached to it's use. I'd freebase Viagra to get a dependable wood!  And I am not ashamed to admit it    Better living through chemistry is my motto.....