Rules of the Locker Room

Cards Fan
on 1/16/08 12:02 am

Dude - not man boobs. I'm talking about the ladies...those gals go from a 40DDD to a 36 Long!!!!

Deflate like the Hindenburg! They talk about having to roll those puppies up in order to get them into their bras. Now I don't know about anyone else - I am obsessed with boobs...bigguns, lil'uns, poke your eyes out, bewbies - but I do have to draw the line somewhere. Fellas - they've got to have air in them...the fried egg look or tennis ball in a tube sock does not appeal to me. CF

JFish
on 1/16/08 12:30 am - Crane, TX

RNY on 11/26/07

I knew where you were coming from with rule #23. I was just BS'n around. I hung around at the RNY board for a couple of weeks before I finally found this one. Every time one of them started a thread about how pathetic their tits looked, I wanted to post back, "Pictures please. Verbal descriptions aren't doing it for me." But I never did. I'm crass, but not quite that crass yet.

The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking....... If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog.

(deactivated member)
on 1/16/08 1:02 am - northeastern, NC

RNY on 06/06/05

I *AM* that crass... I live for recreational outrage.

Gerald W.
on 1/15/08 11:49 pm - Del Rio, TX

Good Set of Rules!!!!! Don't forget also no" THE DREADED FIVE DAY POUCH TEST!!"

(deactivated member)
on 1/16/08 12:39 am - Waterdown, Canada

RNY on 10/03/06

YUP....loved the list -- and would like to also say that Tim's "addendum" should be added at the bottom as the "fine print" !!!!

LOL....man that's some list!

Jim "proud owner of a pair, eh!" Rudnick!

Tim A.
on 1/16/08 2:12 am

I have one more rule for the list that I forgot last night. The Larry "The Wad" Rule - For every 20 pounds of weight you lose your “Johnson” (penis, python of love, leroy, homer, dick, bubba, purple headed warrior, pick your favorite term of endearment) grows about 1/2 inch... Tim

JFish
on 1/16/08 2:32 am - Crane, TX

RNY on 11/26/07

I'm not sure about the math there. I'm planning on losing 220 lbs and I never had 11 inches to start with. And if I do have 11 inches when I get to my goal weight, I'll have to go find somewhere else to put it, cause I'm pretty sure my wife won't want any part of something like that.

The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking....... If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog.