OT......do penis enlargement pills work

Hey guys anyone ever tried these?  Do they really work? 

 in one word  -  NO ..  I read a medical report on these recently, as well as the other supposed enlargement methods.  They're just an expensive gimmick to waste people's money  --  preying on their hopes, vanity and insecurities ..  I  (you don't exactly  see guys dragging them around locker rooms these days, do ya?)   I really don't understand why the feds don't get involved and put the "enlargement" co.s out of biz for false advertising or at least censor their claims  ..  (I heard they had an injunction against Enzyte, but I see the co. is still running their "smiling guy" T.V. ads and claiming "natural male enhancement")    I recall some time back how the feds (the F.T.C.?) jumped all those makers of oil additives for their claims of extending the life of engines, etc.  They sued Prolong, Duralube, Slick-50, etc. and won an injunction, requiring those cos. cease making any such claims on future packaging or ads ..   Why won't the feds take enlargement pill co claims as seriously???   The article I read seemed to indicate the only way to gain "size" safely,effectively and  permanently - out of all the methods - is to lose weight if already overweight (as Steve Martin would say, "get small").  It also helps appearances to keep things shaved down there  ..  (well, at least it makes Mr. Happy LOOK bigger, if nothing else!)      Back in sex ed. I thought they taught us, with the gal part, they are "one size fits all" anyway ..  ?  &:-D)  

As my great uncle use to say  "Marry a  girl with small hands, makes your dick look bigger"

LOL thanks for the great advice! 

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I always wondered about those enlargment creams, wouldn't it make your hands bigger too?

 ROFLO, Tommy!      (gonna wonder now, when I see a guy with huge, hairy hands)   &:-D)   Actually, I was watching an adult flick on the cable T.V. at the hotel (ironically, this was at the OH San Antonio event) and there's some adult porn star who advertises one of those creams in between the flicks .. He actually talks while rubbing it on himself on camera, claiming he does that every day to enhance his maleness  ..  So shameless --  I can't believe what people will do for $$s ..  You KNOW he never used products like that to get as "popular" as he is in the industry!